ask-alandrosul:

ask-themadprince:

ask-alandrosul said: NO DON’T COME BACK STAY AWAY YOU CORNER OF THE HOUSE OF TROUBLES

“OHHH? WOULD YA LIKE A NEW MOON CRASHING INTO YOUR LIFE, or, PERHAPS, some cheese with that whine?”

NOOOPE 

…Azura guard me in this time of trouble and guard me in my coming trials this in your name I invoke… 

"ZOORA?! Ohhhhh, you’re the widdle chim chim who she always gushes about! WHO’S  A CUTE WIDDLE SUL? YES YOU ARE, YES YOU AREEE!" He scratches under the chimer’s chin mockingly, staring at him in what seems to be a manner of "resist and I will kill you." sort of deal.

Teachings of the mad god

sneakylittleelf:

ask-themadprince:

He was unfazed by her somber expression, rather it amused him.

“OH?! Foolish or not, husband, lover, lusty argonian maid, WHATEVER, YE GOT TO KEEP ONE THING IN MIND!”

Sheogorath grew silent for a moment, before he grinned widely and said.

“Everyone in yer life keeps ya mad, far from dull. If you aren’t a bit mad, you aren’t feelin’ ANYTHING!!”

Luth’s smile grew a little stronger and she nodded her head. “You make a good point. I couldn’t agree more about not feeling anything if you aren’t a bit mad.”

She was silent for a moment as she thought about his words. Of course he would know that she has been thinking about leaving Skyrim, about leaving everyone behind.That’s what she always did when things like this happened.

“I guess you’re saying I need to value the people in my life?” she sighed and nodded “I’m going to try not to run away this time. Well, I won’t run too far. Maybe I can find somewhere close by that I can hide out in, if things get too bad… instead of just leaving.”

He rested his hands on his cane, with him raising his head slightly as he said. “Do what ye want! But ya can always visit me in your subconscious,  SHOULD YA EVER NEED ANY OF UNCLE SHEO’S ADVICE!”

ask-alandrosul said: NO DON’T COME BACK STAY AWAY YOU CORNER OF THE HOUSE OF TROUBLES

"OHHH? WOULD YA LIKE A NEW MOON CRASHING INTO YOUR LIFE, or, PERHAPS, some cheese with that whine?"

natalianightingale:

ask-themadprince:

natalianightingale said: “You do not have to like it, but if you ask me to do destroy another Daedric Princes shrine I am leaving. Last one nearly got me killed.”

His cat eyes flared, with the prince getting annoyed at her blatant disrespect.

“WELL IF YE DON’T WANT TO GET KILLED NOW, YE BEST SHUT UP!”

She held her hands up in defense, “Fine, fine I apologize to be honest wrecking that shrine was a lot of fun. But please if you want me to do it again, pick one a little less violent. Just a suggestion Mi’lord.”

His eyes flickered, with his hands resting on his cane in an unamused manner. “How about wrecking your own home, hmm? See how fun it can be to tear up everything ya work hard for…after all, it is a BITTER MERCY! HAHAHAHA!”

He cackled manically, with him stopping with a growl at the end. She better leave before he thought of other things.

natalianightingale said: “You do not have to like it, but if you ask me to do destroy another Daedric Princes shrine I am leaving. Last one nearly got me killed.”

His cat eyes flared, with the prince getting annoyed at her blatant disrespect.

"WELL IF YE DON’T WANT TO GET KILLED NOW, YE BEST SHUT UP!"

Teachings of the mad god

sneakylittleelf:

ask-themadprince said: He cackled madly, patting her back to push her off as he said “NOOO! IT’S ANNE MARI- ER, UNCLE SHEO!” He cackled, patting her back as he said “Ye been down alot lately! What on Nirn is the deal?!”

Luth laughed along with him as he patted her back. But his next question knocked the wind out of her a little. Her laughter faded into a more somber expression, and she shook her head, looking away.

“Oh, I’ll be fine. I’ve been having some problems with some of the people in my life. One being my husband.You’d probably think I was foolish to marry in the first place, and I guess I’d have to say you were right.”

She sighed, and mustered a smile. “It’s nothing I can’t handle.”

He was unfazed by her somber expression, rather it amused him.

"OH?! Foolish or not, husband, lover, lusty argonian maid, WHATEVER, YE GOT TO KEEP ONE THING IN MIND!"

Sheogorath grew silent for a moment, before he grinned widely and said.

"Everyone in yer life keeps ya mad, far from dull. If you aren’t a bit mad, you aren’t feelin’ ANYTHING!!"

askalicethenord said: “one of your followers my lord” Alice replyed “how are the isles?”

"WELL….THE ISLES….LOOK FOR YER DAMNED SELF!" Sheo grabs the side of her head and forces her to look around.

natalianightingale-deactivated2 sent: Natalia groans and throws her hands up in the air in defeat, "I have already tried getting rid of one of you now another shows up."

Sheo puts his hands on his hips, imitating her sass as he yelled “WELL EXCUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS! I NEVER LIKED HOW DAMNED FORGETFUL YOU ARE, NYEH!”

Anonymous sent: sheo, can i suck your mad cock?

Sheogorath was about to say something, but then an angry rooster flew past him, landing on the grey face as it clawed the hell out of him, pecking the shit out of him while he was at it. This only made the mad prince laugh, with him saying.

"THAT’S A NO!"

madnessandmagicka-deactivated20 sent: Alice saw the prince in front of her "lord sheogrorath" Alice said, giving a slight bow in respect

"Oh, hell— who th’ heck are ya again?"